Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.
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welcome to australia. being earplugs for your children.Fuck that shit, the little cunts can buy their own.
fuck me backwards with a telegraph pole
Oi, fuck face
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